Miss Marley and her attitude

I dont know when it happens but around 18 months evil screaming snotty little devils take over your child's body and turn them into very deceptively sweet looking succubus's'. Seemingly overnight, your sweet little baby turns into a snarling frothy little beast. Case in point: Marley was sent home from school sick today. In the past, pre-abduction, when she was sick, all she wanted was to be held by her mama and given a shot of Tylenol. Back then in the good old days, I would feel horrible that she was sick, but I could try to help and feel at least a little gratitude. Post-abduction sickness means that she is screaming and oozing, all the while trying to hit and bite me when I come close. I feel like lately she personally blames me for anything that irritates her. I hope she learns soon that I am not the organizer of the universe. I also hope that my little sweet angel starts to feel better soon because it really sucks when shes sick, little devil or not.